I'm a mortality fighter
Come let's go I'll fight ya
I'll do anything it takes to win
I'll kick and punch and slap and bite ya
We're gonna see who's the best
Separate the weak from all the rest
I'll fight you now, I'll fight later
Yo, this tournament will prove I'm greater!
Beating you will be my mission
So get in line at fight admissions
It's open to everyone
Men, women, cyborgs and magicians
Let's go anytime any place
Ancient arenas or a future space
Your not safe, I'll enter your dreamscape
Become a nightmare up in your face
Like being pursued up a twisted staircase
By someone who's half man half snake (Oh!)
Yeah!
Or being late for a test in high school (Damn!)
Or I don't know you can't find your shoes! (huh)
Yo
What else can I rap about
Dreams are a cesspool of self doubt
What is it even supposed to mean
When you're naked and all your teeth fall out
It doesn't even matter that's what I'll be
You can't stop my nightmare dream technique
Your body is soft and your mind is weak
Your death is imminent and I'm the sneak peek
Mortality Fight!
Mortality Fight!
Aw yeah, you thought I was done
But the fight has only just begun
We gotta wrestle with our mortality
So step to me and let's begin round one
Moves, I've got them all
I'll kick and punch you up the wall
I'll conjure fire with my bare hands
And throw it at you in the form of a ball
Damn, I see you've got some skills too!
It's pretty clear I've underestimated you
You're so fast you're kind of hard to see
And did you just throw electricity at me?
Maybe I'm thinking about this all wrong
I may have to rewrite parts of this song
Instead of fighting we should team up
With the power of friendship we'll be twice as strong
All this power just seems crazy
The possibilities are making me hazy
I'm done putting love in a corner
You're Jennifer Grey and I'm Patrick Swayze
Think what we could accomplish
If we talked it out and tried to squash this
Let's put aside these hostilities
Fight negativity with all of our abilities
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight together!
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight together!
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight together!
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight
Let's fight together!
To my new allies I propose a toast
With friends like you I have to boast
To the soldiers and hit-men with hearts of gold
To the gods and the demons and a ninja ghost
Mortality's a fight we can't win
But side by side we've got thicker skin
Use your magic karate for the greater good
And life will be better than it's ever been
Mortality friends!
Mortality friends!
Let's fight
Let's fight together!