My face My face Face is buried inside a book Everybody's wearing a haggard look The sirens scream, a baby cries Everyday on this bus I ride There's a man to my left Who's got a stump for a hand I'm staring into a giant cyst Growing on the face of a Chinese man Reality, reality Reality is a ride on the bus Reality, reality Reality is a ride on the bus The mongoloid is in the back He's having his snot for lunch There's a loud mouth sitting next to me The one that everybody wants to punch Reality, reality Reality, reality Reality is a ride on the bus So hop on board and step inside This sardine can on wheels we'll ride So hop on board and step inside This sardine can on wheels we'll ride My face My face My face