The 'burbs are growing like a fingernail Slower than the dullest pain I want the hunger and cold of the knights of old When there was blood up to the Himalayas I'm saying farewell to the welfare state The only comfort is a caliphate I'm guessing war sure beats any old North Shore beach Or any western suburb single player I'm looking for the type of test A cataclysm make me beat my chest Man, any kind of 'ism' beats a singing competition On a TV fat with gnash and wail They got me singing in a different scale Don't wanna push no pram Or join a bikie gang Or flip a burger for the infidel No one ever lives to tell What's at the bottom of an oil well Boredom boredom I'm gonna take a pic down there Put my index finger in the air Boredom boredom Gonna tag it with my user name And you can flag it for its guts and brains Got me a lawyer in the ACT Got me the fuck out of the PNG I'm telling y'all failed states they ain't exactly great But neither's prison in the Bismarck Sea Terra's firma in the southern lands Shock and awe is all for stretch Humvees The casual exhibition of a recent acquisition's All the intervention they got planned I miss the hustle of the Baghdad days It weren't a shit hole in the late '80s That thing with W, don't let it trouble you It's all a distant hen's night anyway I hear 'em screaming for a Chippendale That looks like Eminem, it must be 2am And it's like nothing here is even real You're just so lucky that you get to feel Boredom boredom I didn't come here for the thrills and spills I just like the way I don't get killed Boredom boredom You get the house, land, bang the whole biz If you can just remember where it is Boredom boredom Don't fucking tell me that you ain't got room You ever really seen a baby boom? Boredom boredom Man I was born in the cradle of civilisation And I plan on dying in its tomb