Sometimes I wake up with a headful of dust Rust never sleeps, but sleep, does it rust Every day I die from a different disease I don't wanna smile the same old cheese I don't wanna smell it, I don't wanna sell it There's gotta be more that can put me at ease Sometimes I get hired Sometimes I get fired And sometimes I crack Well, sometimes I feel like I'd wish to fire back Hell no, I didn't know I didn't hear the news Well no, I didn't go I didn't know what to choose Hell no, I didn't know I didn't hear the news Well no, I didn't go I didn't know what to choose I had to save some whales There's football on T.V. This time I'll send a check, I couldn't find my keys I guess I was too tired My bike just had a flat I didn't have the money, someone stole my hat I had to see the doctor's Not done yet with this mag I thought you'd call me first, where did I leave my bag? I got struck in traffic I couldn't get time off Wasn't it tomorrow? I was hungry for a laugh Sometimes I get hired Sometimes I get fired And sometimes I crack Well, sometimes I feel like I'd wish to fire back Hell no, I didn't know I didn't hear the news Well no, I didn't go I didn't know what to choose Hell no, I didn't know I didn't hear the news Well no, I didn't go I didn't know what to choose