Instalment Plan Man has moved into my home He plays with my possessions and he won¹t leave me alone I went out one evening, it got late, I¹d pushed my luck too far And when I finally came home, Instalment Plan Man sat in my car Instalment Plan Man, oh man, you are a parasite Get the heck away from me, are you looking for a fight? Every morning when I wake up, he sits near my bed He drinks from my coffee and he smokes my cigarettes He has crept under my skin, he¹s even in my voice All the women in my world, they complain about the noise This instalment plan man, he¹s pissing in my ear Rain or shine he says bye-bye, but he won¹t disappear Oh, mrs Creditor, you bet I¹m looking for the cure Next time you offer help, I won¹t buy it, that¹s for sure... He won¹t leave me alone, he sits in my car He¹s a parasite looking for a fight He smokes my cigarettes, he¹s even in my voice Pissing in my ear he won¹t disappear Instalment Plan Man, I¹m doing what I can Instalment Plan Man, catch me if you can...