We've been told by the police
Not to play naughty songs anymore, anymore
So what the hell am I going to do?
I can't say shit, I have to say poo
I can't say cunt, it's a terrible thing (oh, yes it is)
I can't say asshole, I have to say ring
Ring (ring), ring (ring), ring (ring), ooh-ooh
So this is a message to the boy's in blue
Danny is a tranny!
Fuck you!
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I used to go to school with Danny, Danny he was strange
I met him only yesterday, he had a full sex change
I said, "Oi Danny! What've you done? Have you lost your wits!?"
He nearly poked my eyes out with his fucking massive tits
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
♪
He said it's what he wanted
I called him a disgrace
The first thing that he should've changed is his ugly face
The pointy nose, wired teeth, broken glasses too
I told him, "Danny"
He said, "Fuck off! It's Danielle to you!"
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
♪
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny
He's a bender (he's a bender)
He's a tranny (he's a tranny)
He hasn't got a cock no more
He's got a massive fanny