Hey Mr.Chang Hey Mr.Chang Hey Mr.Chaaaaaaaang! Can you take this stack of books? I'm outta time There was a crime He took all my money And my girlfriend's hands are bloody Listen to your momma And your dadda And your brotha And your nanna Leave us alone, let us go Its getting heavy So close your eyes But don't trust that little girl! Its getting heavy Just don't let me down Mr.ch-chang! She's on the bottom Of the ocean With a shovel! I'm all in pain Oh mr.chang Its gonna rain Its a dirty, dirty world You gotta fake it Put your plastic on the puzzle Bath turns into trouble To your momma And your dadda And your brotha And your nanna Leave us alone let us go Its getting heavy So close your eyes But don't trust that little girl! Its getting heavy Goodbye wooly eyes She's on the bottom Of the ocean With a shovel! Shooting off like a rubber band Bending the powers again!