Oh, he's a magic cat, triangle wizard hat
His magic wand's one of those cat toys, mine's a baseball bat
He's such a grumpy guy, he'll scratch you on your face
He'd lend you a love potion, but he thinks it's a waste
He probably isn't wrong, I mean just look at you
Look at him, he's a handsome sorcerer, oh true and true
Runt of the litter yet becomes the very best
Turns bad guys into frog and sends them to the fucking vet
Kitty Litter
Kibble Wizard
Kill The Bloodline
Magic Feline
He's got a book of spells, licks pawns so he don't smell
He ain't no normal pussy, but that's obvious oh you can tell
I feed him kibble chow, makes bad guys say me-ow
Karate chop them on the head speech bubble says pow
His cloak is full of stars, his coat is full of scars
Catch a mouse and drink some milk and then he shreds his guitar
He serenade his ladies, oh Kibble Wizard save me
The hero of this story, fuck you pay me
Kitty Litter
Kibble Wizard
Kill The Bloodline
Magic Feline
Kitty Litter
Kibble Wizard
Kill The Bloodline
Magic Feline