If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta had that extra drink
I wouldn'ta ask the bartender if a 20
Was enough to let me get up and sing
If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta dropped my keys in the snow
Misplaced my purse and my phone
And had to ask if you could walk me home
So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
The Jameson and Blue Moon
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
I mighta never kissed you
If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?"
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
Well, if I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta woke up wearing your shirt
Now I'm still rocking it six years later
Damn, we lasted way past the hangover
I don't know if it was written in the stars
Or maybe it was Cupid getting stupid shooting darts
Or some tequila god connecting the dots
From me to you to us
If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?"
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz?
No, I never woulda know what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
The Buds and Bloody Marys (amen)
'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
We wouldn't be getting married (hey)
If I hadn't been drunk
I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?" (What's up?)
Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
All started with a midnight buzz? (With a midnight buzz)
No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
If I hadn't been drunk
(If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
If I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk
If I hadn't been drunk