You put the who's-it on the what's-it Attach the what's-it to the who's-it Connect the thing-a-ma-jig to the thing-a-ma-bob And that'll make the what-cha-ma-call it go You hook the gidget to the gadget Adjust the gadget to the gidget Unhook the dingely-dang from the diddly-doo That seems to sorta settle the so-and-so When the you know doesn't almost And the gizmo never quite, Simply follow these instructions Everything'll come out alright You put the who's-it on the what's-it Attach the gidget to the gadget Connect the hick-a-ma-do to the jig-a-ma-bob And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so Then sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go When the you know doesn't almost And the gizmo never quite, Simply follow these instructions Everything'll turn out alright Unhook the who's-it from the what's-it Attach the gadget to the gidget Connect the dingely-dang to the jig-a-ma-bob And adjust them to the thing-a-ma so-and-so Then sit back and watch Turn it up one more notch And sit back and watch that what-cha-ma-call it go