Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and the fleetest toes Can ever outfox the fox Only the stoutest arm, the bravest heart, with a magic charm and a good head start Will ever outfox the fox Those who try to tangle with my daring do Wind up at the angle that herring do Only the sprightliest sprite, the nimblest elf, the wickedest witch or the devil himself Can ever outfox the fox Whenever they try to find me They find me where I am not I'm hither and yon, I'm there and gone, I'm Johnny-not-on-the spot! I'm out on a limb they think! I'm down on the ground in a wink My enemies say "Gadzooks! It's spooks!" Shivering in their socks They know that they'll never, I'm far too clever They'll never outfox the fox! The fox There's only one of me Till suddenly there's two of me When two is what you see of me Gadzooks! Three of me That's the proper score of me Three of us is the core of me And we can tell you- Woops! Sorry, four of me Fa la la! There's one of me, two of me, three of me, four of me, five six seven Sorry, no more of me Each as strong as ten are we Very stout hearted men are we We're off to fight all wrong And we'll right it Right or wrong I'm hither and yon, I'm there and gone, I'm Johnny-not-on-the spot! Only the sharpest eye, the keenest nose, the quickest ear and the fleetest toes Can ever outfox the fox Can ever outfox... can ever outfox... can ever outfox... can ever outfox the fox Anyone of us can be at anytime the fox But I tell you confidentially that I'm the fox No I'm no I'm no I'm no I'm no I'm the fox Well I'm the Fox No, I'm the fox Is he the fox? No, me the fox If he's the one, then who's this fox? Aren't you the fox? Now who's the fox? Because no matter who's the fox There'll never never never never Never never never Never never never never never outfox the fox Never outfox the fox Never outfox the fox!