Deck the halls with boughs of holly
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Tis' the season to be jolly
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Eat delicious decorations
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Have internal complications
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Pull a cracker way too fast
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You'll be blown up by the blast
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Build a house from gingerbread
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Have it cave in on your head
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Biting down on mistletoe
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Extremely toxic, don't you know
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Overload a faulty socket
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Tree lights up just like a rocket
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Send yourself wrapped as a present
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Suffocating isn't pleasant
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Christmas is a time to cherish
Don't be dumb or you will perish
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