I'd like to get away, Junior Somewhere alone with you It could be oh, so gay, Junior You need a laugh or two A certain place I know, Frankie Where funny people can have fun That's where the two will go, darling Before you can count up One, two, three For there's a small hotel With a wishing well I wish that we were there together There's a bridal suite One room bright and neat Complete for us to share together Looking through the window You can see a distant steeple Not a sign of people Who wants people? When the steeple bell says Good night, sleep well We'll thank the small hotel together We'll creep into our little shell And we will thank the small hotel together