I want a carol to sing I want a pumpkin spice version of everything I want to play in the snow I want to be your secret santa And let nobody know I want to wear all red and green I want a stocking stuffed with Licorice and jelly beans I want coal eyes and carrot noses I want to show you where the mistletoe is I want to put you at the top of my wish list Wish you a merry Christmas I want Christmas elves I want to laugh like santa clause himself I want a bright red candy cane I want to be so jolly People think I'm insane I want to wear a floppy hat I wanna eat a house of Gingerbread and get real fat I want to sing about a red nosed reindeer I want an ugly knitted sweater and fake beard I want to put you at the top of my wish list Wish you a merry Christmas