Clap your hands and catch a fly Bite an apple, shut your eyes Moisturize, your skin is dry Ghosts are ringing off the bell Tell your friends you're doing well Call a doctor 'bout your health And I think you deserve an Oscar For pretending nothing's wrong Every day there's something else But you carry yourself Like the greatest actor Acting like the world is not Breaking up before your eyes You deserve a prize ♪ Ooh Take a supplement for sun Try and sleep with everyone Know you're doing nothing wrong
Kiss the season on the mouth Go for walks and hug a clown All the funny ones are down And I think you deserve an Oscar For pretending nothing's wrong Every day there's something else But you carry yourself Like the greatest actor Acting like the world is not Breaking up before your eyes You deserve a prize Watch a war under the sheets Get a coffee down the street Plastic bags in harmony Everybody's incomplete And who's the best at saving face? Who's the toughest in the race? Forget the Pope, you have the grace You're my nomination And you deserve an Oscar For pretending nothing's wrong Every day, it bursts the seams But you put on your jeans Like the greatest actor Acting like the world is not Breaking up and slowly dying You deserve a prize