I thought I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it all sky high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because I ripped my pants When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns! Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants When big Larry came 'round just to put him down Spongebob turned into a clown And no girl ever wants to dance With a fool who went and ripped his pants I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse But the pain feels so much worse 'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun Than a burn from the sun or sand in your buns! Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance And you won't end up like the fool Who ripped his pants So listen, and you won't regret Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance