Up every day at six Bacon and eggs to fix Four kids from 1 to 4 Pretty soon there'll be one more I got four floors to wax and scrub And there's a dirty old ring in the tub I'll get a maid some day But, til then, I'm Queen of the House No time to fix my hair, need a new dress to wear Old clothes will have to do, 'cause the kids all need new shoes I got bridge club each Tuesday night He's goes out with the boys and gets tight But when the evenin's through He comes home to the Queen of the House I know the milkman, the iceman, are coming today They give me tips on the horses to play And when I get the time to spare I sit and wish I'd that I'd picked a rich millionaire Up every day at six Bacon and eggs to fix Four kids from 1 to 4 Pretty soon there'll be one more But somedays I'm mighty glad To send the kids to his mom and dad's It's the day that makes me glad I'm Queen of the House I'm Queen of the House Queen of the House