She'd been sleeping with her best friend I heard it was alright But it came to an end It couldn't have been worth it But I guess it's just one night And then every weekend Weehoo! She called me on a weekday To tell me about a boy From the internet I told her she was worth it And that guy was insane Maybe try again It's not the first time It's not the last time It's not the first time The last time I tell her she's alright She She doesn't even know what she's not She's got everything She She doesn't even know she's hot She's got everything Weehoo! Alright I saw her on a Saturday She had a tear in her eye And makeup on her face And first things first I know it hurts But I'm never really worried about an extrovert She said "Goodbye, until next time" But I'm alright It's not the first time It's not the last time It's not the first time The last time I tell her she's alright She She doesn't even know what she's not She's got everything She She doesn't even know she's hot She's got everything Weehoo!