When I saw you today
On the news far away
You were talking about war
It was hard to ignore
Your blond shiny hair
Like an angel I swear
Your eyes shimmered blue
Then I ran home to you
So I got in your house
Like a quiet little mouse
I'm in love, I supposed
So I slept in your clothes
But in a frame with a man
By your side, my Diane
It was shaped like a heart
And my world fell apart
Then I waited a week for you to get back
And I knew where you'd go, you were going to Jack
You opened the door
I was hard to ignore
With blood in my face
And with Jack in a case
Yeah, this is who I am!
I love you, Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm gonna be your man!
Yeah, this is who I am!
I love you, Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead
'Cause I cut off his head!
I waited so long and now we can talk
Do you feel the same? Is that why you're in shock?
You might wonder why Jack is placed in a bag
I'll tell you the truth, but I don't mean to brag
Yeah, I cut off his toe
And a foot and a leg
I thought he was gone
When he started to beg
He screamed out your name
I thought he's gone insane
He died when he screamed out in pane
Yeah, this is who I am!
I love you, Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm going to be your man!
Yeah, this is who I am!
I love you, Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead
'Cause I cut off his head!
Diane, Diane, Diane!
Just say that we can fall in love
Oh, Diane, Diane, Diane!
Let me be your man while you can
Diane (Diane)
Diane (Diane)
Diane (Diane)
Yeah, this is who I am!
Goddamn you, Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm going to be your man!
Yeah, this is who I am!
I love you, Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
It's me now instead
'Cause I cut off his head!
Yeah, this is who I am
A killer, Diane
Just please let me say
Before they take me away
That I want to be your man
Diane