Yesterday Col let loose, Gran's fine
You stood in front of the wind blowin'
Holden might obey
The thousand mile sway
You're always banging on about the opening hours a-hoo-wee-up!
You're always banging on about the opening hours
Well you can count on your favourite driver
He's the only one who can get you there on time
The laughs go early in suburban restaurants
All the wineys start on "color blind Tim"
We are close to a chugger
And we know each chugger so well
You're always banging on about the opening hours a-hoo-wee-up!
You're always banging on about the opening hours
Well you can't count on your favourite driver
He ain't the only one who can get you there on time
Is there a cane place on the corner?
Although Wayne's on holidays
Has he gone somewhere warmer?
Rome? As seen on Getaway?
You're always banging on about the opening hours a-hoo-wee-up!
You're always banging on about the opening hours
Well you can't count on your favourite driver
He ain't the only one who can get you there on time
You're always banging on about the opening hours a-hoo-wee-up!
You're always banging on about the opening hours
You can count on your favourite driver
He's the only one who can get you there on time!