I love when Collingwood choke It's football's greatest joke They have lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Collingwood choke And they can't get the ball to cloak They've got Buckley's chance of winning Here the Collywobbles come Thank you Brisbane Lions for '02 and '03 Seeing those Pies lose back-to-back, meant oh so much to me Well done McManus for snapping that winning goal And putting those one-eyed Pies supporters right back in their holes I love it when Collingwood choke It's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Collingwood choke And they can't get the ball to cloak They've got Buckley's chance of winning Here the Collywobbles come They drew against St. Kilda in 2010 They blew a four goal half-time lead Because they choked again And only 12 months later They choked against Geelong And all those one-eyed Pies supporters couldn't sing their song I love it when Collingwood choke It's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Collingwood choke And they can't get the ball to Cloak They've got Buckley's chance of winning Here the Collywobbles come They're the only club in history To lose eight grand finals in a row I guess that's what you get When your teams from the ghetto (From the ghetto) You see I've come to the conclusion That they're simply not that good And there's one more thing we have to say There's only one I in Collingwood I love it when Collingwood choke It's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Collingwood choke And they can't get the ball to Cloak They've got Buckley's chance of winning Here the Collywobbles come I love it when Collingwood choke It's football's greatest joke They've lost more grand finals than any other team I love it when Collingwood choke (I love it when Collingwood choke) And they can't get the ball to Cloak They've got Buckley's chance of winning Here the Collywobbles come (here the Collywobbles come) Here the Collywobbles come