I am just a bear by a stream
Minding my own business and finding fish to eat
I can swim and I can reach the nest
You can call me king of the forest
The goopfish are jumping the breeze is alive
Just leaves in the wind and the buzz of a hive
Grr, I've swatted a fish and I'll eat his flesh
I chew on his head a few times just to make sure he's fucking dead
But I look up to a dingbird acting like he owns the place
You better get away bird or I'm gonna eat your face
The bird pecked the paw that was holding the fish
And it fell back in the river which made me pissed
So I swiped at the bird and the bird pecked my eye
That's it bird, it's time to die
You think I'm too big to climb a tree
I will just use my paws and shimmy up to where your nesting
I think you've underestimated what I can do
Your strategy is futile and otiose
I reach the nest and what do I see
Seven large dingbirds all staring right back at me
I fell down from the tree as they pecked at my eyes
So I growled with anger
It's time for you all to die
The first swipe of my claw cut two birds in half
I crushed the third and fourth ones on the ground which made me laugh
So I snagged the fifth and sixth and they tried to fly away
I ate them little bird nuggets and went on my way
Hello little bird we meet again
Marinated in tears from me eating all your friends
You might have made a mark and got my eye
But now you're all alone
It's time to die