I don't ever do nothing that I don't wanna do
I ain't ever heard an order I had to listen to
I go out when I wanna stay home when I wanna
It ain't a bad life it's true
My Momma keeps saying she's worried about me
Cause I ain't found a woman and just turned 33
I tell her Mom I'm 35 and at least I'm still alive
So right now that's how it's gonna be
Some call it a curse some call it a blessing
But they ain't me so they don't know
I guess they'll have to keep on guessing
Cause it's a funny old life indeed
When you got all of this time to mingle
You can do anything you want when you're
35 and single
I can stop for a drink without and explanation
Go anywhere I want my whole life is a vacation
And I got no reservation when I eat up all the bacon
Ain't nobody taken nothing from me
And about the hardest choice I ever got to make
Is who's boat we're gonna take
When we're going out fishing
And you know I'm never wishing
I ain't somewhere I don't wanna be
Some call it a curse some call it a blessing
But they ain't me so they don't know
I guess they'll have to keep on guessing
Cause it's a funny old life indeed
When you got all of this time to mingle
You can do anything you want when you're
35 and single
Now don't get me wrong I don't mean to knock it
If you're happy with somebody I hope you lock it
Down for forever and y'all stay together
For however's longer than eternity
But I can go ahead and tell you
I don't need a reminder I know she's out there
And one day I'm gonna find her
Yeah there's really no debating
Cause I know she's out there waiting
Thinking about the same thing as me
Some call it a curse some call it a blessing
But they ain't me so they don't know
I guess they'll have to keep on guessing
Cause it's a funny old life indeed
When you got all of this time to mingle
You can do anything you want when you're
45 or 55 or 25 or 38 or 35 and single