I climbed up the door and opened the stairs I said my pajamas and put on my prayers I turned off the bed and crawled into the light And all because you kissed me goodnight I ran up the shade, and pulled down the stair I curled up the rug, and I vacuumed my hair I just couldn't tell my left foot from my right And all because you kissed me goodnight By evening we went felt normal, so we went out again You said, "Goodnight," and kissed me I hurried home, and then I lifted the preacher and called up the phone I spoke to the dog and I threw your mouth a bone 'Twas midnight and yet, the sun was shining bright And all because you kissed me goodnight ♪ The people think that we are slightly mad We're both in love, and honey, that's not bad I powdered my hair and pinned up my nose I hung up the bath, and I turned on my clothes I put out the clock and wound the cat up tight And all because you kissed me goodnight Next morning, I woke and scrambled my shoes I shined up an egg, then I toasted the news I buttered my tie and took another bite And all because you kissed me goodnight By evening, I felt normal, so we went out again You said, "Goodnight," and kissed me I hurried home, and then I climbed up the door and opened the stairs I said my pajamas and put on my prayers I turned off the bed and crawled into the light And all because you kissed me (tell me that you missed me) All because you kissed me (glad you can't resist me) All because you kissed me goodnight