There is danger ahead but do not be afraid
For I am with you like breath itself
Darkness will lead to light, colour will bleed into the night
Beautiful colours, the like of which you have never seen
Let the dream of confusion lead you into the virgin light!
Be gone! Be all seeing, be brave
Be gone!
Looking 'round bewildered
Is this some dark and evil jest?
What brought me to this cursed keep?
Perchance some crazy quest?
Gods forbid I am no coward!
Pitted against a monster, man, or ghost
I'd wield my blade with crimson gusto
For I am the proud barbarian host!
Hey dude, you're so uncool
But hey, that's alright
Like, there's no need to get uptight
My eyes reflect the stars
And a smile lights up my face
We're on an amazing flight in space!
I shook city walls and towers
Wreaking havoc in the streets
Burned palaces of cowardly kings
Not a one stood up to me... fools!
Bear bloody banners in blazing skies
Brandish battle axe and broadsword
Let drums of glory sound like thunder
Hail Barbaric Warlord!
Hey dude, you're so uncool
But hey, that's alright
Like, there's no need to get uptight
My eyes reflect the stars
And a smile lights up my face
We're on an amazing flight in space!
I rode my black stallion with grim determination
Burned down a kingdom where I chose to settle down
Righteous men would hang me but I'd give 'em hell to pay
'Cause nothing is as dangerous as a barbarian warlord
I trained some of the minstrel men, I laid this place aspears