You're not allowed to be happy
'Cause everybody want a sad, sad song
You're not allowed to be lazy
You'll have to get along somehow
Don't be too annoying
And definitely don't be too cruel
Don't be depressing
Nobody wants red on their fridge
You're not allowed to be petty, pretty
Or ugly
Not even allowed to be happy
'Cause everybody wants a sad, sad song
Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song
Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song
Yeah, everybody wants a sad, sad song