Why you at the clinic ked? Same thing as you. I've got infections on my mickey that have spread to my pubes. Did the doctor give you penicillin, condoms or lubes? No he gave me a lecture and a strict set of rules. He said Getting your hole is really taking its toll You've been riding all your groupies and spending all your dole. Your sexual health is getting out of control So follow my directions for the sake of your soul You only shift girls To save all your money You only shift girls You cant have no fanny You only shift girls To save all your money You only shift girls On the mouth Wait wait wait so the doctor told you you're only allowed to shift girls, and nothing else? No nothing Best of luck with that Time went by and the hours turned into days I wasnt riding girls, I was taking them on dates I couldnt think of sex so I was filling up the space With deep conversations and staying up late And when the time came that she would ask me for some more I'd shift her on the lips then kick her out the door But celibacy As hard as it can be Has got advantages and bonuses as I've come to see By not having sex I did not expect That girls will cook you dinner when you show them respect And now I shift girls And spend all their money I like to shift girls I dont want no fanny I like to shift girls And spend all their money I like to shift girls On the mouth I never thought my life would be as happy as this If I need something done I use the power of the shift This girl is washing my car That one is sweeping my rug Because I refused them both a ride and theyve confused it with love I like to shift girls While they're ironing my jocks Or fixing holes in my socks And when I have chickenpox I like to shift girls While Im checking my mails And when Im hammering nails Or pelting houses with snails I like to shift girls While im fishing for perch And when Im dressed as a nurse Thats robbing shit from her purse I like to shift girls WHile im filling a bath And during a panic attack Or making tea for a jap I like to shift girls Reading frederick neitzche And drawing pictures of priests Then tearing leaves from a tree I like to shift girls When my fantas gone fizzy Spinning round til Im dizzy Soaking a tampon in whiskey I like to shift girls Wondering if theres a god And checking underneath logs Trying to measure a dog I like to shift girls Pointing at pakistan Dont give a fuck who they am I even shifted a man And if theres noone around And i cant find a girl I dig a hole in the ground And start shifting the world I like to shift girls