Am I the girlfriend or the groupie? No, I'm the star of the show
Before you make an ass of you and me there's something you should know
I got my shit covered, don't need you to explain
Check that marquee out front, does that look like my name?
And did you think I play these drums with my tits?
I'll smack you like the kick drum on all of my hits
Cuz there's guys like you all over the world
Who come up and say you're pretty good for a girl
But I don't play like a girl, I don't play like a boy
I just play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
A girl walks into bar and she starts settin up her stuff
And then a guy comes over and says, "Do you need any help?"
And she says, "Sure, yeah, could you maybe get me a beer?"
And he laughs and says, "No honey, I meant with your gear"
The sound guy starts turning all the knobs on her amp
Tellin her how to use a mic so there's no feedback
The promoter says
"Great you're the girlfriend, are you doing the merch?
And can you work the door tonight while you sell their t-shirts?"
The other band comes up after the show and says
"We weren't gonna stay for your whole set, we were planning to go
But hey we like your style, you sure rock those pearls
You're actually pretty good, you play pretty good for a girl"
But I don't play like a girl, I don't play like a boy
I just play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
You can rock out with your cock out
You can jam out with your clam out
You can punk out with your junk out
You can screech out with your peach out
You can rock out with your cock out
You can jam out with your clam out
You can punk out with your junk out
You can screech out with your peach out
I don't play like a girl, I don't play like a boy
I just play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker
Play like a mother, mother, motherfucker