Gordon There are no Russians in Russia There are no Yanks in L A There are no Chinese in China I guess they've all gone away There are no Arabs in Egypt There are no French in Paris There are no Turkeys in Turkey The whole affairs Greek to me There are no Serbs in Croatia There are no Poles in the sea There are no Celts in the Caymans Did you honestly expect there to be? There are no Spanish in Malta There are no Scots in Peru The state of affairs will not alter No matter whatever we do Chorus There are no Russians in Russia There are no Russians in Russia There are no Russians in Russia Oh, there are no Russians in the USSR Guitar solo Repeat Chorus x 6