Hi it's great to be back with you I am feeling well Mind if i just sing I'll start upon hearing the bell Mummy's baking birthday bread And daddy's drink destroys his head And little distant cousin's asleep But i'm a cool daddio Bubba's busy masturbating Sissy's sewing sweaters So her fine fiance fits in the sheep But i'm a cool daddio You should see my fancy outfit You should see their eyes Mummy's polishing pottery And daddy wins the lottery And grandma's little nephew's in bed But i'm a cool daddio Bubba's boring barbara And sissy's in the shower Shaving stubbles like her fiance said Cool daddio, that's me I'm so debonair But i don't care to stick around So i'm gettin' outta here Mummy begs for me to stay And daddy says to go away And little distant cousin woke up Yet i'm a cool daddio Everyone just settle down And listen to my song Bubba's breaking bureau shelves And sissy is proud of herself Because her fiance is choked up Cool daddio, i'm just a...