I have dreamed about romance a lot Men like Galahad and Sir Lancelot Always did the things I'd like to do Physically I'm not as durable But romantically I'm incurable And I'd like to do the same for you Have ya got any castles You want me to build, baby? Have ya got any dragons You wanna have killed, baby? I'll get into my seven league boots I'll get into my bulletproof suits Get out my revolver that shoots And rat-a-tat-tat, down they'll go Have ya got any mortgages You wanna have paid, baby? Have ya got any villains That you wanna have laid to rest? After all my adventures are through And I bring home a dragon or two You can tell all the papers That I did it because I love you Have ya got some castles You want me to build, baby? And maybe ya got a few dragons You'd like to have killed, baby I'll get into my ivy league suit Put on a pair of desert boots With an ivy league suit Some desert boots, 'kay, boy You'll never get into westerns that way Ah, ya got some mortgages You'd like to have paid, baby? Maybe ya got some villains You wanna have laid to rest? After all my adventures are through And I bring home a dragon or two You can tell all the papers That I did it 'cause I love you, you