Well I've got this old huntin' buddy We've hunted everything Turkey's and ducks, big white tailed bucks Even some African game We've had a stiff competition All the way down the line He's using some new ammunition I think he's one-upped me this time He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall She's got beautiful eyes And stands about five foot eight inches tall Pretty blonde hair And a whole lot up upstairs And her waist is curvy and small He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall Now I'm not really sure of the number But I think we could safely say She might be about um-um years younger But she's really mature for her age She's always calling him honey Treats him like a king all the time Runs like a gazelle through his money But ol' honey don't seem to mind He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall She's got beautiful eyes And stands about five foot eight inches tall Pretty blonde hair And a whole lot up upstairs And her waist is curvy and small He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall I go over and see him and hang out every chance I get We drink wine and smoke cigars And talk about the one I ain't got yet He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall She's got beautiful eyes And stands about five foot eight inches tall Pretty blonde hair And a whole lot up upstairs And her waist is curvy and small He's got a new trophy But it ain't up on his wall Yeah he's got a new trophy But she ain't up on his wall