Wait how much money did I just lose? Hold on one second, sell, what? I can't sell Robinhood's not letting me sell my shares, what -- Should've bought it yesterday Should've bought when I was scrolling through the Reddit page Should've bought it when no one even knew about it Should've bought at a position I could turn a profit Now I'm in some debt, yeah a couple G's Twitter birds done got me banking on a bubble, please Now I'm getting stung like a bumble bee My money stuck in options I can't execute, I'm crumbling I ain't even know about no stocks, I just gamble Done downloaded Robinhood and got my hands full Student debt take the back seat, I got AMC My average price way to high I think I need haskacha p' Wall Street Bets, man I think you need to fix this Locked outta buying, Tenev now you on my hit list I don't got the same kinda money as the big whigs Just a common man so we don't got no common interests Feds are at my door, me no speak no hablas English Turns out Doge hit the moon and we talking spaceships Now I'm rich as Elon Musk, Warren Buff' and Billy Gates is Lil' Sasquatch, man you brought me out the Matrix Stocks going up, stocks going up Stocks going up, man, these stocks going up Stocks going up, stocks going up I don't why it does but they going up Stocks going up, stocks going up Stocks going up, yeah these stocks going up Stocks going up, stocks going up I don't why it does but it's going up I put all my money in the movie biz' Do what's best and put me in a loony bin But imma follow doggo to the luna, kid Experts used to the say that cryptocurrency was ludicrous These fat cats need to learn a lesson Mess with my money, you'll be talking to my Wesson If there's anybody out there that's goin' steal from me It's the same guy that woke up and hopped on GME AKA that's me, don't know why I even did it But for anybody holding long you best be sticking with it My boy, Bets, you heard what the man said hold the line Guys, yeah we shooting for the moon, let the Doge fly, aight? Stocks going up, stocks going up Stocks going up, man these stocks going up Stocks going up, stocks going up I don't know why it does but they going up Stocks going up, stocks going up Stocks going up, yeah these stocks going up Stocks going up, stocks going up I don't know why it does but it's going up