Well, I know that you were gone Before you left Wouldn't say where you would go So I could know Say you'll stay home And feed the cat Never let go of the TV set ♪ Well, I don't know what part I'd play in your favorite film Everything you say is true as far as I can tell And I don't really know too much about etiquette Come and waste some time with me before you go to bed ♪ Tie your hair and sit all night With nothing on Pray to God that you're alright But you're insane Say you'll stay home Feed the cat Never let go of the TV set ♪ Well, I don't know what part I'd play in your favorite film Everything you say is true as far as I can tell And I don't really know too much about etiquette Come and waste some time with me before you go to bed