While landfills overflow Around the globe You sit up there in your Red judge robe This charade has got to end Mr. White Christmas, this is what I Recommend Santa stay home Santa stay home This is not a test Not a test Santa stay home Santa stay home Get to know yourself Know yourself I can't have you coming in my house, no I don't know what you're all about Jolly pusher pushing more, oh, oh It's like the news don't reach the North Pole Year after year Nice & Naughty shop the planet to tears Life is the gift Presents don't, presents don't mean shit Who are you without the rest of us? You've got to get to know yourself Take off that disguise, help us open our eyes Get to know yourself Santa stay home Santa stay home This is not a test Not a test How 'bout we leave the trees in the ground, yeah Not cut them down just to throw them out? Life is the gift Presents don't, present don't mean shit With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up Slow down With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up, hurry up Hurry up, hurry up Slow down Both poles melting ♪ Santa stay home Santa stay home This is not a test Not a test Santa stay home Santa stay home Get to know yourself Know yourself With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up Slow down With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up, hurry up Hurry up, hurry up Slow down Both poles melting With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up Slow down With both poles melting And the seasons blending Hurry up, hurry up