While landfills overflow
Around the globe
You sit up there in your
Red judge robe
This charade has got to end
Mr. White Christmas, this is what I
Recommend
Santa stay home
Santa stay home
This is not a test
Not a test
Santa stay home
Santa stay home
Get to know yourself
Know yourself
I can't have you coming in my house, no
I don't know what you're all about
Jolly pusher pushing more, oh, oh
It's like the news don't reach the North Pole
Year after year
Nice & Naughty shop the planet to tears
Life is the gift
Presents don't, presents don't mean shit
Who are you without the rest of us?
You've got to get to know yourself
Take off that disguise, help us open our eyes
Get to know yourself
Santa stay home
Santa stay home
This is not a test
Not a test
How 'bout we leave the trees in the ground, yeah
Not cut them down just to throw them out?
Life is the gift
Presents don't, present don't mean shit
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up
Slow down
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up, hurry up
Hurry up, hurry up
Slow down
Both poles melting
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Santa stay home
Santa stay home
This is not a test
Not a test
Santa stay home
Santa stay home
Get to know yourself
Know yourself
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up
Slow down
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up, hurry up
Hurry up, hurry up
Slow down
Both poles melting
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up
Slow down
With both poles melting
And the seasons blending
Hurry up, hurry up