My name is Winston And I am in Grade 3 I hate my math class But I'm kinda liking history And I know that Hannah Fitzenburger Has a crush on me But I'll be damned before I catch cooties My name is Winston And I'm 17 I hate my locker but I love the JV soccer team And I know that I have a future somewhere Waiting up for me Just wait till I get my degree My name is Winston And I'm 23 I hate my job I hate this dumb economy And I know that I'd be better off In some other country Just wait till I make enough money My name is Winston And I'm 25 Still hate my job But I love my newly wedded wife And I know that she loves me And that we'll have a lovely life I fell in love with her eyes My name is Winston And I'm 36 I've been promoted And I've got a couple kids And I know that they have a future somewhere Based on what they've been Just hope for now they fit in My name is Winston And I'm 44 I think I work too much My wife filed for a divorce I feel like my whole life Has gone completely of its course I need a drink my throat is sore My name is Winston And I'm 52 She left six years ago And I still don't know what all to do And my kids want me to date again But I'm soaking up the booze What the hell else I got to lose My name is Winston And I'm 68 Been sober 7 years all thanks To my AA But my health is slipping slowly And I'm constantly in pain Just gotta take it day by day My name is Winston And my heart is getting worse It'll probably kill me if the Doctors don't get to me first I wish that could travel There's a freedom that I thirst I miss my kids so much it hurts My name is Winston and I'm about to die Thank you for listening but please heed my advice Don't live your life like I did Oh there's only so much time Stop wishing Start doing Goodbye