Simon was a boy of just 18 He met Mary by the bar one Sunday Eve Well he said to her It's nice to meet My name's Simon, could I treat you to a drink? And she said to him You sure are sweet But I think you might be just too young for me Mary had brown curls and pearly teeth And Simon never gave up quite so easily He said Ma'am, I know I may not be that old But I know a woman when I see one She said Simon, so show me you're a man Take my hand Let's see if you can dance And so they danced Two hours later they were both out on the street The bartender took Simon's fake ID And if I told you, would you believe That Mary came out with him even though she's 23? Simon told her You don't have to leave for me Go back inside the bar Enjoy your party She said Simon, darling, you've swept me off my feet I've never seen a man move like your body to that beat He said Ma'am, I know I may not be that old But I know a woman when I see one She said Simon, show me you're a man Take my hand Let's see if you can dance And so they danced again So Simon took her home and just like Johnny Flynn Mary said to him I'll be the best I've been He walked her to the porch and before she went in He kissed her on the lips And grinned the biggest grin He said Ma'am, I know I may not be that old But I know a woman when I see one She said Simon, show me you're a man Take my hand Let's see if you can dance And so they danced again