What if i woke up and decided
I wanna dress like a pirate
I'm pretty tired of folding clothes
Every day down at target
Well maybe someday ill sail the sea
Glad i woke to write this song
If it makes me enough money
I'll be gone gone gone gone gone
Don't wanna spread any hate
Or do much plunderin to ya
Just wanna map that may or may not
Lead me to buried moola
Oh i blame it all on my dad
He'd always urge me to play along
Makin movies in the backyard
Oh my heart is too far gone
Well maybe someday ill sail the sea
Be the hero of my own tale
If i die before then maybe
I'll reincarnate as a whale
Where's my green flag
Where's my go ahead
Wanna do something
Crazy before i'm dead
Lotsa red flags
I'm ignoring them
Don't need a ship
Guess a raft would be alright instead
Just get me out of here
Just get me out of here
One day i woke up and decided i wanna dress like a pirate
I'm pretty tired of folding clothes every day down at target
Well maybe someday ill sail that sea
Be the hero of my own life
If it makes me enough money
I'll finally quit my 9-to-5
Well just you watch ima sail that sea
Glad i woke up to write this song
When it makes me enough money
I'll be gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone gone gone gone
Gone gone gone gone gone