Mindy, this is your secret song. Don't hold onto this for too long, someone might find it. Mindy, can you keep a secret? You probably don't want to hear this, but I'm going to say. I think it's time. You're incomparably cool, but I know you know that. And knowing is fine, but you shouldn't hide it. I imagine you will turn me down. Let downs are fine, they happen all the time. Mindy, I'd much like to see you. I am honest when I speak of your beauty, but you think I'm bluffing. Mindy, look in your driveway, underneath the snow. That's where I'm hiding, frozen and cold. You're sensationally sweet. Impeccably kind. When I first heard your voice, it was just a matter of time. Impossibly cute. Definably warm. So don't second guess yourself or these words.