Why do I love him? He don't love back When I call his name, he turns his back The weather is growing cold And I want him back again I kinda know this other guy but he's rather Old enough to be my father So he's not the one for me 'Cause I fancy younger men I'm at a loss Not a coincidence he left me because My older man Was ready to love me like the woman that I am Ooh-ooh-ooh So is it such a problem if he's old? As long as he does whatever he is told I'm glad that it's just my heart that he stole And left my dignity alone When in Rome we landed our first kiss I, slurred my words but he pretended not to notice And then he sat down to play My heart sang a symphony So far, so swimmingly I'm glad I got out to find my fish in that sea And we've come so far So who gives a damn about the ages we are? Ooh-ooh-ooh So is it such a problem if he's old? As long as he does whatever he is told I'm glad that it's just my heart that he stole And left my dignity alone So is it such a problem if he's old? As long as he does whatever he's told I know that I'm gonna survive the December cold With somebody to retrieve my long lost soul With somebody to retrieve my long lost soul