All the kids are filing out
But I'm just showing up
For my first, day at work
I've always loved large animals and I'm really into robots
And those are just two of the perks
Look, there's Bonnie the Bunny
Freddy the Bear
Chika the Chicken (or is she a duck)
I don't care
It's the whole game
Don't worry guys I'm gonna keep you safe
Look at my eyes everything's gonna be OK
(Uh... OK. You can stop looking into my eyes. It's getting kinda creepy.)
*Ring ring! Ring ring!*
(Oh, I'm getting a call. Put it on speaker.)
Hello, hello Friend!
Welcome to Freddy Feazbear's pizzaria.
It's your first day at job
And I just wanted to call up
And say you are in no danger.
No danger, whatsoever.
Nothing bad can happen to you here.
You are not gonna be killed
In anyway by any of the animatronics.
They are not gonna drag you away.
They are not gonna stuff you in Freddy Feazbear suit.
Your eyes are not gonna explode...
(Uh, excuse me. If I may, uh, jump in.
A part about "killing me"
Could you clearify that?)
I'm sorry this is a pre-recorded message.
You can't ask me any questions. Anyways, this is all a whole bunch of elaborate story
To basically set up a game
That's just gonna jumpscare you
Over and over again
So the whole world can see
What a man-baby you are
And scream like a little girl.
Also you should probably
Close that door.
Chika's in the window
Bonnie's leaning in
Judging by that camera
Freddy's not my friend
They don't look so happy
But nothing can go wrong
If I keep both of these doors down
And all of the lights on
(The power's gone)
Five nights at Freddy's
Getting $120 a week
And they're not even responsible for dismemberment or injuries
I only need one night to know
That I don't want night two
Or have my body mangled, crushed and stuffed inside a Freddy Fazbear suit
I'm not working Five Nights at Freddy's
I'm quitting this job
Who wants minimal wage
To get murdered by a robot mob
I only need one night to know
That I don't want night two
Or have my eyes protrude out of the eyeholes of a animatronic suit.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!