Sometimes things happen to me, that make me want to curse. Like when I accidentally forget, where I left my manpurse.
Not that I have a manpurse.
But I would prefer not to offend fellow humans 'cos I am one!
If there was only cursing terminology that seemed appropriate in all situations...
Hey guys, guess what?
What?
Yo, I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto. These aliens attacked. I could'a sworn they known judo! I made it out alive with a gift to humanity. To my surprise it was a satchel of profanities! Peep gang. It was words like;
Boomshkie
They said that.
Snigglesnoorp, SwaqQ@ffufle, Imz#w, Zilkr*k, Glep**$h, D@rt@f#$
So offensive!
Dubopshazinski
Wow.
Frozen cherries, Flin9p00p, W@fl@nk, DeRbrAgEl, Blarfelnoggle!
And then they had the nerve to say,
Fl#rplest#mpkin!
So I call NASA and I get outta there! Yup.