Now this is a tale that will explain How our lives completely and suddenly changed Just take a seat and don't disembark We'll tell you how we became the kings of a trailer park We were born and reared in the Hamptons We spent a lotta time golfin' and glampin' We had thought that our dad was a man of means But it turns out he was runnin' a ponzi scheme He got 15 years in the pen And our mom became fond of Klonopin She said the both of us were just too much to handle You're gonna live in Mississippi with your uncle Randall We requested Uber X on our phones And it pulled up in a cloud of cheap cologne We asked if we could Uber to Mississippi He said as long as 5 stars is the rating you give me We arrived at the park about 10 o'clock Uncle Randall came out with his shotgun cocked But when he saw it was us he gave us country fried steak And we began our reign as Kings of Bellevue Estates