It's hard to hold on to a friend
Cause people change
And others stay the same
And you can never tell when
A trusted peer
Will become weird
I haven't really talked
To John
Since he started wearin' socks
With his Birkenstocks
I made memories
With Stephon
But I said enough of that
When he said the earth was flat
But you would never do that
Cause you're my friend
Til' the end
You're the tic
To my tac-toe
Unless you go
Full juggalo
I still miss
Theodore
But he betrayed me
When he went gluten free
I got along
With Eleanor
But I walked away
When she joined Mary Kay
But you'd never do me that way
Cause you're my friend
Til' the end
You're the tai
To my quan do
Unless you croak
As we sing this note
You're my friend
Til'
The end