It's hard to hold on to a friend
'Cause people change and nothing stays the same
And you can never tell when
A trusted peer will became weird
I haven't really talked to John since he
Started wearing socks with his Birkernstocks
I made memories with Stephan but I said
Enough of that when he said the Earth was flat
But you would never do that
'Cause you're my friend
Till the end
You're the tic to my tac toe
Unless you go full juggalo
I still miss Theodore
But he betrayed me when he went gluten free
I got along with Eleanor
But I walked away when she joined Mary Kay
But you'd never do me that way
'Cause you're my friend
Till the end
You're the tae to my kwan-do
Unless you croak as we sing this note
You're my friend
Till the end