There's a time of which none speak
A secret time lost in the briny deep
You know all about
Half time, big time, break time, lunch time, dinner dinner time
Tea time, free time, me time, the time
You'd undo it if you could travel in time
Space-time, Facetime, hard time, Hammertime
In the meantime, miller time, daytime, snack time, nap time, nighttime
Bath time, bed time, business time
But don't forget about
Nilla Wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made of Nilla Wafers
Nilla Wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind
One day (knock knock)
There was a knock at my door
A mysterious drifter was on the other side
In his hands was a box
And on his lips were the words
"Listen closely, I don't have much time."
Then he reached in the box
And pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside
He said, "Wear it when it's time."
And I said, "What time?"
And then he died
Later I realized he was talking about
Nilla Wafer top hat time
It's the time you wear a hat made out of Nilla Wafers
Nilla Wafer top hat time
It's the best time in the history of mankind
Nilla Wafer top hat time
Nilla Wafer top hat time
Nilla Wafer top hat time
Nilla Wafer top hat time
Nilla Wafer top hat time
Nilla Wafer top hat time