I have traveled to so many places And so many things have caught my eye Women have so many shapes and faces There's a special one for every guy. So listen to the good advice I give you Then you'll know just what is on the menu Se te la piglia senza niente, fa la figura delu paziente Se te la piglia ricc' aai, che domanda.non lo sai Se te la piglia troppa brutta, tutta rimane la bocc'asciutt Se te la piglia troppa bella, ma ci vola sentinella Once I met a girl so shy and pretty and I chose her for my bride to be Then one day she packed and left the city Taking all my dough and jewelry Since that day I've gathered so much knowledge These are things they don't teach you in college Se te la piglia troppa grassa, tutta la casa po disconguassa Se te la piglia troppa secca, po abbraccia con a stecca Se te la piglia picerella, dopo da gira la cerevella Se te la piglia cittadino, piano piano te rovina Se te la piglia cittadino, piano piano te rovina