I been doing right
In the midst of doing wrong
Middle of the night
Forgot what's going on
Woke up gotta call from my boss
Lost my job
Walked out on my lawn like
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
I'm Ashton Kutcher
I'm with Stifler what we getting in to
Lights are on but no ones homes
Couple missing windows
I gotta called from my shorty like I really miss you
Our girlfriends are both twins they some freaky siblings
Man
And this all could be so simple
But I Been known for being stoned and today's no different
I can't step out of the house without a nigga trippin
With this thing up on my hip
I grip, you dip, he dipping
Everybody running up
5 hot chicks for the continuum transfunctioner
2 Russian shorties
And a group of fucking weirdos
Talking off my ear but I don't care though cause
I been doing right
In the midst of doing wrong
Middle of the night
Forgot what's going on
Woke up gotta call from my boss
Lost my job
Walked out on my lawn like
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
I check the time
I roll a joint
Order some fries
Back to the point
I stay low key so nobody knows what I'm doing
Till my release
I fill the streets up with some noise again
I keep G and honestly yo talk is cheap
So pardon me
My EBT I'm finna eat by any means
Hit the store buy anything
Cop some chains a couple rings
Couldn't be flyer if I jumped up out a plane nigga
I been doing right
And I feel like I could do no wrong
Play this game of life
Roll the dice
Only you involved
Found a rubrics cube and solve it
Safer ways to different targets
Problems I get through regardless
Finally found out where my car is
I been doing right
In the midst of doing wrong
Middle of the night
Forgot what's going on
Woke up gotta call from my boss
Lost my job
Walked out on my lawn like
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car
Dude, where's my car