Lewis was an odd boy Who had no friends at all He was sickly skinned Wore tattered clothes And he wasn't very tall He walked to school alone With his lunchbox in his hand Dreading the ridicule he'd be forced to withstand The boys at school would tease him But the most unruly bunch Would pinch and poke and call him names And even steal his lunch They would treat him with disdain Themselves uncouth and crass But was Lewis all that different From the other kids in class While walking home from school Lewis noticed a girl With white skin and pink hair Like a cotton candy whirl  intrigued by her style And enthralled of her pulchritude Lewis tried to speak with her But she was quite rude Disturbed by his presence The girl walked away But Lewis stepped behind her While entreating her to stay Her hair soft and fluffy Smelled good enough to eat So Lewis plucked a mouthful And it tasted rather sweet She was waiting for a friend To take her on a date Imagine his surprise When he arrived a bit late Cowering and sobbing The poor girl was in shock But Lewis devoured most of her hair Lock by lock What happened next Was too violent to tell Let's just say Lewis had an accident And fell He was left there swollen And bleeding on the mound The lesson he'd been taught Had been fierce and profound But the couples fate was worse When the two were walking home A giant furry beast Throughout the day did roam Ate each child Someone's son and someone's daughter Chewed them both whole And left no proof of the slaughter Lewis is an odd boy Who has no friends at all But he owns a ferocious monster That's scary and tall His pet is trained to eat those Who are choosing death So stay away from him Or you might be taking your last breath