If I lived in a white home, you could see the coffee rings On everything, that's good police Yeah, I would bite the hand that feeds me But lordy lord, I don't get fed Don't you think I'd look handsome healthy instead? But with a bigger home and better garden I could get you lookin' my way again Yeah, life's more fun with a badge and a gun But please dont go, Gloria Oh, no Low blow, Gloria ♪ So here in my white home I'll have lots of time to think House arrest That's good police Yeah, the Feds, oh, they'll follow my trail Yeah, they're on the case Searching where I slept and shaved my face Well, they'll discover that I never shower That's where I got all my power I don't think you ever understood That my garbage is my gold But no, don't go, Gloria Oh no, low blow, Gloria Lord knows you're full of those, Gloria Oh no, don't go, Gloria